Thursday, December 11, 2008

Of Figures And Shapes

" Babes, how goes life?"
" Well, I guess.... I have lost some weight on my shoulders & face....."
* Perking up my ears for words of encouragement & praise*
" Hah, so you basically look like a old fashioned round bottomed flask?.....wide on the base??"
I am speechless....My friend does have a rather embarassing way of describing things.
Fortunately, she isn't above taking shots at herself either...
" You should see me now!!!..I have lost weight on my arms and legs. The torso, belly and the butt are still intact...I look and feel like..."
Hope springs eternal in the human breast..."A little potato with stick arms & legs??...."
" Nope....A giant albino spider"
:) :)

Confession for the readers' benefit: We didn't really use the word torso...the word was a wee bit coarser!!


Ganga Dhanesh said...

vivid...cud see the flask and the spider :)

Miaow!!! said...

LOL :) :)
I still keep thinking of my face atop a red round bottom flask...the kinds we used to carry to school...